1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,834 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:07,083 --> 00:00:11,250 (camera shutter clicks) 3 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:16,250 (Adam breathing heavily) 4 00:01:16,751 --> 00:01:18,185 - (knock on door) - (Adam gasps) 5 00:01:18,209 --> 00:01:21,310 - Ah, one sec. - (laptop lid thuds shut) 6 00:01:21,334 --> 00:01:23,125 Yeah. Come in. 7 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:27,584 What are you doing? 8 00:01:28,083 --> 00:01:29,602 Not much. 9 00:01:29,626 --> 00:01:31,185 But hey, can I remind you again 10 00:01:31,209 --> 00:01:32,894 not to piss on the toilet seat? 11 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:34,393 Mate, the seat doesn't stay up. 12 00:01:34,417 --> 00:01:36,768 Then hold it up. It's not that hard. 13 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:37,560 I don't want a wet arse 14 00:01:37,584 --> 00:01:38,894 every time I need to take a shit. 15 00:01:38,918 --> 00:01:40,393 Alright? Now what do you want? 16 00:01:40,417 --> 00:01:42,268 Are you eating with us? 17 00:01:42,292 --> 00:01:43,918 Who's us? 18 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:45,667 I made pizza. 19 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:47,542 Josh is crashing here tonight. 20 00:01:49,083 --> 00:01:50,083 Uh, does Mum know? 21 00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:51,834 Yeah. I told her. 22 00:01:53,125 --> 00:01:54,125 Really, Clayton? 23 00:01:54,459 --> 00:01:55,459 I swear on Mum's grave. 24 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:57,709 Mm. Mum's not dead, so you can't swear on her grave. 25 00:01:58,834 --> 00:02:00,834 Well, Mum's staying at Jeff's place tonight anyway. 26 00:02:01,959 --> 00:02:03,018 Oh, again? 27 00:02:03,042 --> 00:02:04,042 It'll be ready in five. 28 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:07,268 Thanks Josh. 29 00:02:07,292 --> 00:02:10,310 I'll be down in a minute. 30 00:02:10,334 --> 00:02:11,542 Two max. 31 00:02:15,250 --> 00:02:18,834 (door clicks shut) 32 00:02:19,459 --> 00:02:20,727 (upbeat music resumes) 33 00:02:20,751 --> 00:02:23,935 ♪ Ooh, they think they know you ♪ 34 00:02:23,959 --> 00:02:29,727 ♪ But I know better, you're superhuman ♪ 35 00:02:29,751 --> 00:02:32,602 ♪ Ooh, so super queer ♪ 36 00:02:32,626 --> 00:02:36,393 ♪ You make me feel so superhuman ♪ 37 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:38,101 (music fades suddenly) 38 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:40,101 (heavy breathing echoes) 39 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:43,351 - Oh, what the fuck? - (heavy breathing quickens) 40 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:45,935 (laptop lid slams) 41 00:02:45,959 --> 00:02:49,250 (gentle music) 42 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:55,459 (fly zips) 43 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:57,209 Oh, smells so good. 44 00:02:57,792 --> 00:02:58,876 - Help yourself. - Sit down. 45 00:03:01,709 --> 00:03:02,417 Ooh. Mushrooms? 46 00:03:02,584 --> 00:03:04,626 Yeah, I put extra on 'cause Clay said you love them. 47 00:03:07,334 --> 00:03:10,393 If you don't want it, don't eat it. 48 00:03:10,417 --> 00:03:12,018 I won't be offended. 49 00:03:12,042 --> 00:03:13,727 Oh no. Yum, my favorite. 50 00:03:13,751 --> 00:03:15,226 Thanks Josh. 51 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:18,059 - (pizza crunches) - Mm. 52 00:03:18,083 --> 00:03:19,185 Let me know what you think. 53 00:03:19,209 --> 00:03:20,810 (crunching) It's really good. 54 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,059 Did you make the base too? 55 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:23,518 Yeah, I made the dough at work the other day. 56 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:24,852 I think I'm getting pretty good at it. 57 00:03:24,876 --> 00:03:27,643 Yeah, (crunches) it's really, really nice. 58 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:29,643 Yeah. You should come by the cafe sometime. 59 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,643 Hey, Adam. Remember when you were little, 60 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:34,643 you thought melted cheese was like monster boogers 61 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:36,852 and you threw up in the middle of Pizza Hut? 62 00:03:36,876 --> 00:03:37,894 No, I don't remember that Clay. 63 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:40,476 Oh, and you were so paranoid about your own boogers, 64 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:42,101 you used to carry around a little pocket mirror 65 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:44,393 to check your nostrils every five seconds. 66 00:03:44,417 --> 00:03:46,226 No, I... Not really. 67 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,268 I do though remember the time 68 00:03:47,292 --> 00:03:48,894 you shit your pants at footy training 69 00:03:48,918 --> 00:03:51,476 and had to wear jocks from the lost property. 70 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:52,518 I do remember that. 71 00:03:52,542 --> 00:03:54,310 That was really funny. 72 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,685 Any other childhood memories 73 00:03:56,709 --> 00:03:58,310 you want to share over dinner? 74 00:03:58,334 --> 00:03:59,810 No, I think, I think that er, 75 00:03:59,834 --> 00:04:00,810 I think that does it for now. 76 00:04:00,834 --> 00:04:03,768 Oh wait, uh, you're a fucking idiot. 77 00:04:03,792 --> 00:04:04,834 (they laugh sarcastically) 78 00:04:06,918 --> 00:04:08,143 I'm learning to cook in case my dreams 79 00:04:08,167 --> 00:04:09,626 of being a famous football star fail. 80 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:12,226 Well that's cool. 81 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:15,059 I don't really have any backup plans as yet. 82 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:18,643 No, but Clay showed me some of your art. 83 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:19,852 Yeah, I really like it. 84 00:04:19,876 --> 00:04:21,602 I think it's different. 85 00:04:21,626 --> 00:04:22,226 Thanks Josh. 86 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:25,101 No, I, yeah, I've wanted to be an artist for so long 87 00:04:25,125 --> 00:04:27,518 that I don't really have any interest 88 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:28,310 in doing anything else. 89 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:32,852 Oi, Josh, you should model for Adam's exhibition, 90 00:04:32,876 --> 00:04:34,226 so I don't have to. 91 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:35,852 - Ah... - Oh no. Yeah, yeah. 92 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:36,518 I'd love to. 93 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:37,351 When would you need me? 94 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:39,876 I, I don't need... 95 00:04:40,459 --> 00:04:42,560 Well, I mean... You would? 96 00:04:42,584 --> 00:04:43,643 Well I, yeah, sure. 97 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:44,643 I mean, you know if you want. 98 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:48,310 No, don't worry. Josh loves being the center of attention. 99 00:04:48,334 --> 00:04:49,894 How is RMIT by the way? 100 00:04:49,918 --> 00:04:51,976 Well, the kids are either hipster or nerds 101 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,602 and I don't really feel like I fit in 102 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,852 with either of those crowds. 103 00:04:55,876 --> 00:04:59,334 Where do you think you fit in? 104 00:05:03,083 --> 00:05:05,959 I'm gonna start a movie. 105 00:05:11,918 --> 00:05:13,292 Erm... 106 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:16,959 Thanks for the pizza, Josh. 107 00:05:22,459 --> 00:05:28,834 - (relaxed music) - (water splashing) 108 00:05:32,459 --> 00:05:36,792 (relaxed music continues) 109 00:05:41,417 --> 00:05:44,059 (phone pings) 110 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:50,334 - (music stutters to halt) - What the fuck? 111 00:05:51,876 --> 00:05:53,935 (Adam stutters) 112 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:57,101 (bright music) 113 00:05:57,125 --> 00:05:59,727 (phone vibrating) 114 00:05:59,751 --> 00:06:03,518 - (dial tone ringing) - (Adam clicking impatiently) 115 00:06:03,542 --> 00:06:05,101 (phone beeps) 116 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:06,626 Hey Marco. 117 00:06:07,042 --> 00:06:08,435 Marco speaking. 118 00:06:08,459 --> 00:06:09,226 Marco. You know it's me. 119 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:12,518 And you know that this is my "Grey's Anatomy" night, 120 00:06:12,542 --> 00:06:13,560 so this better be quick. 121 00:06:13,584 --> 00:06:18,852 Something just happened and I'm not sure what to do. 122 00:06:18,876 --> 00:06:19,643 Are you still there? 123 00:06:19,667 --> 00:06:20,935 - [Marco] (sighs) Hurry up. - Wait. 124 00:06:20,959 --> 00:06:22,894 Anyway, my brother's hot friend who's sleeping here tonight 125 00:06:22,918 --> 00:06:25,768 just messaged me from the lounge room. 126 00:06:25,792 --> 00:06:26,852 What did he say? 127 00:06:26,876 --> 00:06:28,626 "Anytime." 128 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:30,351 Anytime what? 129 00:06:30,375 --> 00:06:35,459 It doesn't matter. I think he might like me. 130 00:06:35,709 --> 00:06:38,310 Maybe he was just being friendly. 131 00:06:38,334 --> 00:06:40,584 So, I can respond? 132 00:06:41,876 --> 00:06:42,976 Do you like him? 133 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,101 - Yes. - Then no. 134 00:06:45,125 --> 00:06:45,727 Why? 135 00:06:45,751 --> 00:06:48,685 Because your very hetero brother 136 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:49,685 would probably fuck you up 137 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,310 for hooking up with his best mate. 138 00:06:51,334 --> 00:06:52,518 (stutters) What... 139 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:54,435 What if he's the guy I'm supposed to 140 00:06:54,459 --> 00:06:57,810 spend the rest of my life with? 141 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,518 (sighs) I'm going now. 142 00:06:59,542 --> 00:07:01,584 Okay. Er, er... 143 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:04,351 Sorry, one more thing. 144 00:07:04,375 --> 00:07:05,393 Hurry up! 145 00:07:05,417 --> 00:07:09,560 Are we still on for the movie tomorrow? 146 00:07:09,584 --> 00:07:10,792 Yes. 147 00:07:11,375 --> 00:07:13,250 Oh, okay, bye. 148 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:16,602 - (slapping phone) - (Adam flaps lips) 149 00:07:16,626 --> 00:07:18,685 (phone pings) 150 00:07:18,709 --> 00:07:22,059 (keyboard clicking) 151 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:26,268 (soft reflective music) 152 00:07:26,292 --> 00:07:27,894 (Adam exhales) 153 00:07:27,918 --> 00:07:31,083 (emoji pings) 154 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:35,584 (Adam chuckles softly) 155 00:07:36,751 --> 00:07:38,643 (Adam squeals) 156 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:39,810 (upbeat music) 157 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:40,852 ♪ Don't keep me waiting ♪ 158 00:07:40,876 --> 00:07:44,643 ♪ When you know it's not the right time ♪ 159 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:45,643 ♪ Don't leave me hanging ♪ 160 00:07:45,667 --> 00:07:49,185 ♪ When you're screaming my name at night time ♪ 161 00:07:49,209 --> 00:07:54,143 ♪ Don't get me high just keep me down ♪ 162 00:07:54,167 --> 00:07:58,059 ♪ Don't fall in love just to leave me alone ♪ 163 00:07:58,083 --> 00:07:59,101 - (Josh yells) - Jeez! 164 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:02,059 Oh My God. (breathing heavily) 165 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:06,375 I didn't realize I was that scary. 166 00:08:06,959 --> 00:08:09,101 (exhales) Is my brother home? 167 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,727 No, he's at a booty call with some random. 168 00:08:11,751 --> 00:08:15,143 He's always got something gross going on. 169 00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:16,310 What about you? 170 00:08:16,334 --> 00:08:19,226 He's got the looks, I got the personality. 171 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:21,435 People don't hook up with personalities. 172 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,643 Oh, don't know about that. 173 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:26,935 You think people swipe right for personality? 174 00:08:26,959 --> 00:08:31,768 No, I don't think your brother got all the good looks. 175 00:08:31,792 --> 00:08:33,000 Thanks. 176 00:08:33,918 --> 00:08:35,727 So, where's my dessert? 177 00:08:35,751 --> 00:08:39,250 - Oh. - (lid pops) 178 00:08:39,751 --> 00:08:41,185 - (cream hisses) - Oh whoa. 179 00:08:41,209 --> 00:08:44,226 - (Adam laughs) - That's disgusting. 180 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:47,560 I'm, I'm sorry, I thought you wanted me to do that. 181 00:08:47,584 --> 00:08:49,685 - The whipped cream. - Oh. (chuckles) 182 00:08:49,709 --> 00:08:51,351 Are you always this tightly wound? 183 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:53,101 Oh. Is that how you see me? 184 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,143 A little. 185 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,459 How do you see me? 186 00:08:57,083 --> 00:08:59,310 Hmm. Yeah, you're cool. 187 00:08:59,334 --> 00:09:00,518 You seem to know what you want. 188 00:09:00,542 --> 00:09:03,226 Now I remember when you used to go to my school 189 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:05,268 and all the girls wanted you. 190 00:09:05,292 --> 00:09:08,459 Yeah. And some of the boys. 191 00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:09,727 (Adam sighs awkwardly) 192 00:09:09,751 --> 00:09:15,185 Did your brother ever mention that I'm pansexual? 193 00:09:15,209 --> 00:09:16,351 No. What's that? 194 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:20,935 It means I'm attracted to the person, not the gender. 195 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:21,935 Well as in... 196 00:09:21,959 --> 00:09:25,518 Well as in who do you like? 197 00:09:25,542 --> 00:09:26,876 Um... 198 00:09:27,918 --> 00:09:29,476 Boys kind of. 199 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,393 I mean like men, not boys. (chuckles) 200 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:33,351 Gays, guys. Sorry. 201 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:36,042 I am gay who likes guys. 202 00:09:37,584 --> 00:09:39,602 (chuckles) Does your brother know? 203 00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:42,268 Oh, we don't really talk about that kind of stuff. 204 00:09:42,292 --> 00:09:46,852 Well, do you mind keeping this a secret? 205 00:09:46,876 --> 00:09:47,976 What, our chat? 206 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,685 Yeah, sure. 207 00:09:49,709 --> 00:09:51,209 No, this. 208 00:09:56,417 --> 00:10:01,393 ♪ Don't keep me waiting on you ♪ 209 00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:04,268 ♪ 'Cause I can't wait forever ♪ 210 00:10:04,292 --> 00:10:05,894 I don't want my brother knowing about this. 211 00:10:05,918 --> 00:10:07,268 I swear on my mum's grave. 212 00:10:07,292 --> 00:10:09,185 Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't know she passed. 213 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,643 She's not. I'm fucking with you. 214 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,834 (they laugh) 215 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,768 (heavy breathing) 216 00:10:16,792 --> 00:10:21,226 So, wait, wait, wait, are you about to, you know, 217 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:23,167 like, sexy time? 218 00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:25,435 (chuckles) Sexy time. Really? 219 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,226 Well, you know, like, 220 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:30,643 I mean are we about to, you know, do it? 221 00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:31,852 Do you want to? 222 00:10:31,876 --> 00:10:33,351 Yeah. I've never done it before. 223 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:35,685 But yeah, I want to. 224 00:10:35,709 --> 00:10:36,602 Me too. 225 00:10:36,626 --> 00:10:39,101 You to me or me to you? 226 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:39,727 Me to you. 227 00:10:39,751 --> 00:10:42,143 I can't believe this is happening. 228 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:43,310 - Adam. - Yeah? 229 00:10:43,334 --> 00:10:45,393 - Shut up. - Oh, sorry. 230 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:46,435 - (smooching) - (heavy breathing) 231 00:10:46,459 --> 00:10:48,643 Oh. Er, should we do it here? 232 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:51,685 No, let's go to the bedroom. 233 00:10:51,709 --> 00:10:55,876 (upbeat music continues) 234 00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:59,959 (song fades) 235 00:12:01,042 --> 00:12:04,292 (bright music) 236 00:12:09,584 --> 00:12:13,834 (bright music continues) 237 00:12:14,918 --> 00:12:15,918 (bright music fades) 238 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,500 Morning, gentleman. 239 00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:22,250 So how did everybody sleep? 240 00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:23,727 Looks like the sun is out. 241 00:12:23,751 --> 00:12:24,876 I might go for a walk later. 242 00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:26,560 Maybe even buy some fresh fruit. 243 00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:28,375 Hey, does anyone want anything from the shops? 244 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,476 Someone's filling chipper this morning. 245 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:35,643 Mate, don't you work on the weekends? 246 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:40,101 Work. That's right, I have work today. 247 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,560 Completely forgot my mind there for a sec. 248 00:12:41,584 --> 00:12:47,935 I mean, it slipped my mind. (laughs) 249 00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:48,810 I'm gonna take a leak. 250 00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:51,584 Alright, I'll see you in a sec. 251 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:54,935 I didn't mention anything by the way. 252 00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:56,334 Thanks. 253 00:12:57,626 --> 00:13:00,334 Can we catch up again? 254 00:13:00,709 --> 00:13:02,351 I'd love to. I mean it was fun. 255 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:05,226 But the whole sneaking around thing, 256 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:06,727 it's very nineties, 257 00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:08,727 so maybe once you're out? 258 00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:11,602 Yeah, I was gonna, but... (sucks teeth) 259 00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:12,435 Oh, I don't know. 260 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,935 I can never find the right time to tell everyone. 261 00:13:14,959 --> 00:13:18,375 Is there ever a right time? 262 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:20,667 (sighs) Okay, I'll see you later. 263 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,500 (bright music resumes) 264 00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:35,101 [Marco] Get to it, get to it, get to it. 265 00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:36,059 Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then, 266 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,018 and then he starts making out with me on the couch. 267 00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:39,935 Oh, you slut bag. 268 00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:42,268 I told you there was something up with him. 269 00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:46,143 Your bro is not gonna like that you fucked his friend. 270 00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,643 Well, technically he fucked me. 271 00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:51,935 Ah ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, slut much? 272 00:13:51,959 --> 00:13:53,101 Hey guys. 273 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,143 Do either one of you want to 274 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,810 ride on my bike at the next Pride match? 275 00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:00,727 Are you talking about Dykes on Bikes? 276 00:14:00,751 --> 00:14:02,518 Yeah, I do it every year. 277 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:06,018 Don't you have to be a dyke to ride in that? 278 00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:07,685 I don't think anyone'd notice, 279 00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:09,560 especially with that haircut. 280 00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:13,685 Sally, Adam and I were having an important discussion 281 00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:14,768 before you rudely interrupted. 282 00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:17,143 So maybe you and your new girlfriend of two weeks 283 00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:19,518 can go and cosign a lease agreement together 284 00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:22,018 and get some matching dogs. 285 00:14:22,042 --> 00:14:23,894 We've been together for six weeks now, 286 00:14:23,918 --> 00:14:26,310 - thank you very much, Marco. - Ooh. 287 00:14:26,334 --> 00:14:29,602 And we signed our rental lease last week. 288 00:14:29,626 --> 00:14:30,626 FYI. 289 00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,500 Are you, are you feeling all right? 290 00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:39,310 I mean, you waited a whole five weeks? 291 00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:42,727 Maybe you should take the day off and get some rest. 292 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:47,334 If you're gonna pay me, I'm happy to. 293 00:14:47,751 --> 00:14:49,393 Remind me again why I hired her. 294 00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:55,667 Because she's like the hardest working person we have. 295 00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:57,542 Gabe. 296 00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,584 Yes? 297 00:15:00,918 --> 00:15:04,185 Do you have something that you want to say? 298 00:15:04,209 --> 00:15:05,542 Um, yes. 299 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,226 Let it out. 300 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:14,018 I was just wondering if we had any more sponges. 301 00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:16,709 Erm, check the office. 302 00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:25,667 He looks different. 303 00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:27,976 Gorgeous different? 304 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,351 More handsome different. 305 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,894 Ah, Scorsese, Scorsese. 306 00:15:30,918 --> 00:15:31,935 - What's the difference? - Okay. 307 00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:32,727 He looks good, alright. 308 00:15:32,751 --> 00:15:35,976 He's been listening to Gwyneth Paltrow podcasts, 309 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,351 but I think it's really helped his aura. 310 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,268 Oh, I guess. 311 00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:43,643 It's done wonders for his skin too. 312 00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:45,727 Mm. Okay. (chuckles) 313 00:15:45,751 --> 00:15:49,059 So, what's the go with Josh? 314 00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:50,935 I think he wants me to come out or something, 315 00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:53,018 so we can just be honest with everyone. 316 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:56,143 Okay, so just come out already. 317 00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:58,226 I mean, look at me. It's the best thing I did. 318 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,059 Granted my family don't look at me anymore 319 00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:03,185 but still, it's great. 320 00:16:03,209 --> 00:16:04,268 Are you serious? 321 00:16:04,292 --> 00:16:05,560 No. Of course they look at me, 322 00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:09,059 to tell me that my clothes are too tight 323 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,852 or that I need a better haircut. 324 00:16:10,876 --> 00:16:11,810 But hey, your mum's cool. 325 00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:15,643 I'm sure she has some idea about you anyway. 326 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:18,018 Yeah, well maybe after her birthday. 327 00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:19,059 She's having a dinner for it. 328 00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,268 We're meeting a new boyfriend for the first time. 329 00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:23,894 It's kind of making a big thing out of it. 330 00:16:23,918 --> 00:16:27,435 How is it that your mum has a boyfriend and we don't? 331 00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:28,226 Yeah, well even more so, 332 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,310 how is it that the only thing I have in common 333 00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:32,643 with Kim Kardashian is psoriasis? 334 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,143 (laughs) Yeah. 335 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,685 I'm not gonna lie, that's pretty bad. 336 00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:39,560 (Adam laughs) 337 00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:42,834 (upbeat music) 338 00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:52,459 (upbeat music continues) 339 00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:20,685 Mum, that's my chair. 340 00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:21,935 It's okay, Adam. 341 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,435 There's other chairs. 342 00:17:24,459 --> 00:17:25,268 Exactly. 343 00:17:25,292 --> 00:17:26,626 Exactly. 344 00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:30,918 (gentle music) 345 00:17:33,626 --> 00:17:35,852 Nice of everyone to wait for me. 346 00:17:35,876 --> 00:17:38,643 Jeff. This is my youngest, Adam. 347 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,018 Nice to meet you, Adam. 348 00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:41,143 Likewise, Jeff. 349 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:45,643 You'd better eat before it gets cold. 350 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:49,351 Clay has helped his footy team win two grand finals 351 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,476 since he started at Yarraville. 352 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,310 [Jeff] Oh, yeah? 353 00:17:52,334 --> 00:17:53,768 It was nothing. 354 00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:54,685 I wouldn't say that. 355 00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,268 He kicked the winning goal. 356 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,476 Don't play it down. 357 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,518 I'll have to come and watch you one day. 358 00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:02,101 (clears throat) The season's over. 359 00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,643 There's always next year. 360 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:08,709 Mm. Best not to make future plans just yet. 361 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:11,250 And why is that? 362 00:18:11,626 --> 00:18:13,435 No, I don't know. 363 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:14,810 Adam, give it a rest. 364 00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:17,310 Can we not just enjoy my birthday dinner 365 00:18:17,334 --> 00:18:20,292 without your wise cracks? 366 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,042 Yeah, Mum. Sorry. 367 00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:28,393 So Jeff, what team do you go for? 368 00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:31,709 Not really big into sports. 369 00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:36,518 Adam's doing an arts degree at RMIT. 370 00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,643 He's actually very good. 371 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:39,852 "Actually". 372 00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:40,894 So you're gonna be home 373 00:18:40,918 --> 00:18:42,018 till you're 30, huh? I guess. (chuckles) 374 00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:45,059 He's always working on his little drawings. 375 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:48,185 Lucky I have my job washing cars as a fallback. 376 00:18:48,209 --> 00:18:49,059 That's great. 377 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,727 I actually need someone to wash my car. 378 00:18:50,751 --> 00:18:53,393 Mum's last boyfriend, don't remember his name. 379 00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:54,185 Roy or Rory? 380 00:18:54,209 --> 00:18:55,476 Ah, it's in the police report. 381 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,935 Anyway, so he actually stole my car. 382 00:18:57,959 --> 00:18:59,185 So now I don't have the trouble 383 00:18:59,209 --> 00:19:00,935 of having to wash one anymore. 384 00:19:00,959 --> 00:19:01,935 If you paid your insurance 385 00:19:01,959 --> 00:19:04,852 you would've got the money back for a new one. 386 00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,476 Yeah, ma. Sorry, my bad. 387 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:10,518 You know, bro, you can always just borrow my car. 388 00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:11,876 Thanks. 389 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,351 Clayton was just made assistant manager 390 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:18,226 at JB Hi-Fi at the Altoona store 391 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:21,393 and is learning to be a sports physio. 392 00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:22,602 I love a good knot, you know. 393 00:19:22,626 --> 00:19:26,894 Yeah. So one way or another he's gonna be all right. 394 00:19:26,918 --> 00:19:30,143 Unlike the artist with his little drawings. 395 00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:32,351 That's not what I said. 396 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:33,310 Look, she probably just meant 397 00:19:33,334 --> 00:19:34,810 that his career path's a bit more stable 398 00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:37,268 and an artist is a bit unpredictable. 399 00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:40,935 Oh, well thanks for that clarity, Jeff. 400 00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:41,602 (scoffs) Wow. 401 00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:44,310 I am just letting Jeff get to know us. 402 00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:46,560 - (air pressure builds up) - I have a stamp collection. 403 00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:49,018 Oh yeah, you should see how many he has. 404 00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:54,250 - (air pressure builds) - I'm gay. 405 00:19:57,334 --> 00:19:59,542 ♪ Oh no ♪ 406 00:19:59,592 --> 00:20:04,142 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0